I'm just back from a few days off work.
During those days, for want of a better way to put it, all I'll say is that my inners became, at least temporarily, my outers.
It wisnae pretty.
I've taken the view that it was just my system getting itself ready for the implosion of festive indulgence that's been gathering force over the last few weeks. Putting Hogmanay to one side, I've counted that I'll be plying myself with Christmas dinners on no less than six times this year. Turkey and trimmings every time, of course.
Does anyone have some milk to line my stomach?
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